Brother Inthetower,
Not too long ago, I prayed really hard for an answer as to why WTBTS would pay millions of dollars as if to purchase a giant rug to sweep the pedophile lawsuits under. Since I could find no answer even from the Circuit Hounder, I worked in harmony with my prayers and turned to Google. It was as if scales fell from my eyes. The angelic angels directed me to www.silentlambs.com & www.jehovahs-witness.com . I didn't need anybody to knock on my door. I searched. I found.
After doing careful research (actually, by just reading your post here), I've come to the Scriptural understanding that WTBTS' dismal recruiting results aren't the angels' fault.
And a Merry Flying Spaghetti Monster's Son's Birthday to you, too !
Billy